In Line

How can a child manage to line up his toys, and simulataneously destroy the rest of the house? 

And look at the window.  No, we do not have a dog.  We have monkeys - two of them.  These are the marks of monkeys.

Oh my gosh, I need to clean my windows.  I knew they were bad, but this is embarassing.  An embarrassing fact that I was not forced to reveal.  But yet, like my stinky feet, here you see it on my blog.